You’re a Pretty Squid
Summary: When Squidward finds a bunion on his left foot, he pays Sandy a visit, who gets the massage of a lifetime (shitty summary is shitty).
Rated: T for Teen; 13+
Characters: Squidward, SpongeBob, Sandy
Genre: Romance/ Friendship
Word Count: 10, 061
He was developing a bunion on one of his left feet, he could clearly see that. He noticed it first thing when he showered this morning. There came an excruciating pain the moment his skin came into contact with the water blasting hard on him. When he looked down at the source of his pain, he saw a bony bump forming on the joint at the base of his big toe, which caused all his toes to push up against one another as they aligned to the left. It was from all that practice, he gathered. There was a tap dance audition coming up for a filmed (but non-airing) mock audition for a local webseries called Asian Pear Migraine, and despite how tired he w